Funnyanymoreland

A land that was founded a long time ago by a comedian named "Pickup entertainer". He went to an unknown Island in the Funnyanymoreocean he brought 30 people and they started breeding gentically skilled in the art of comedy. Many people have serached for this country, since it's the ultimate source of the global comedy and entertainment. There are also ancient documents from funnyanymoreland that has confirmed how Funnyanymorians are have a very muscular build (for the males) and big schlongs. Meanwhile the females are very equipped with big stuff in the right places if you know what im sayin! Alright, let's get into the history of this country. After the founder of the country died, his most entertaining son "Funny the third" took over the reign and he ruled with wisdom and with entertainment. He raided in Africa since he thought the people there weren't funny enough. He also liked the animals. He also wrote in his diary how he was able to deadlift five fat people attatched to each side of a barbell. He was stronger than any other human that ever lived yk what im sayin.

Bro, we have been searching all over the world for the Funnyanymoreocean. We're never gonna be able to find Funnyanymoreland
PLEASE JITTI SHOW ME SOME ENTERTAINMENT

Funnyanymoreland by BigPapa69420974 April 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012