Funny mustard 

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

Funny mustard by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

funky black mustard by Funkweazle October 22, 2011