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Funky Bitch 

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.
Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"
Funky Bitch by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009
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funky bitch 

A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.
That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!
funky bitch by Bubbas Bride August 7, 2008

funky dog bitch 

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.
I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.
funky dog bitch by King T. August 16, 2006

funky ass bitch 

A bitch so heinous that this is the only word to describe her as she is worse than a funky bitch. Is not a bitch who smells rank and disco dances.
"Dude, that funky ass bitch just cut you off!"
funky ass bitch by altermeist November 17, 2010

Funky dog head bitch 

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Funky dog head bitch by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021

Fucky Bitch 

An individual with a propensity to be thrown headfirst into a metal air conditioning unit, splitting their head open and then crying about it.
Andy: Didn't you throw that guy into the metal air conditioning unit?
Dan: Yeah but he was a little fucky bitch.
Fucky Bitch by Solideffect January 21, 2016

funny bitch 

funny bitch by II December 9, 2017
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