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A really funky individual who loves to take photographs. He’s also secretly good at graphic designing but will not tell that many people about it. He’s hot.
What a funko!
Funko by Dhoonyeh September 11, 2019
An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.
“Man I couldn’t hop the manifest to Nawlins cause a them dang Funkos trainspotting the yard.”
Funko by Woelfer November 22, 2020

Funko Pop 

Figureines based on Movies, Books, TV Shows, Video Games, Celebrities, and literally anything else you can think of. They all have the same lame-ass, uninspired design. They also come in different shapes and sizes such as keychains, 18 inch tall figures, plush dolls, and probably more. The most common varieties consist of Disney, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, and the Big Bang Theory. You know a company has really sold out when they license their property/brand to Funko.
Person A: "Hey check out my collection of Funko Pops"
Person B: "You actually enjoy these?"
Funko Pop by BixbySnyder69 January 21, 2021

Funko problems 

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”
Funko problems by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021

Funko Pop 

Funko Pops are characters from lots of shows, books, movies, games, sports, pretty much anything.

Lots of people who have at least one probably collect them.
"Did you see that new Rick and Morty Funko Pop?" said Dan
"Duhh.." said Jeff