A really funky individual who loves to take photographs. He’s also secretly good at graphic designing but will not tell that many people about it. He’s hot.

What a funko!

Funko by Dhoonyeh September 11, 2019

Funko

An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.

“Man I couldn’t hop the manifest to Nawlins cause a them dang Funkos trainspotting the yard.”

Funko by Woelfer November 22, 2020

Funko Pop

Figureines based on Movies, Books, TV Shows, Video Games, Celebrities, and literally anything else you can think of. They all have the same lame-ass, uninspired design. They also come in different shapes and sizes such as keychains, 18 inch tall figures, plush dolls, and probably more. The most common varieties consist of Disney, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, and the Big Bang Theory. You know a company has really sold out when they license their property/brand to Funko.

Person A: "Hey check out my collection of Funko Pops"
Person B: "You actually enjoy these?"

Funko Pop by BixbySnyder69 January 21, 2021

Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.

“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

“What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”

Funko problems by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021

Funko Pop

Funko Pops are characters from lots of shows, books, movies, games, sports, pretty much anything.

Lots of people who have at least one probably collect them.

"Did you see that new Rick and Morty Funko Pop?" said Dan
"Duhh.." said Jeff

Funko Pop by UltraOnUrbanDictionary February 9, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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