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Funkward 

An awkward situation which could be considered:
1) fun
2) funny
1) Playing volleyball on a nude beach is funkward.

2) Girl: "Rick, what were you doing cuddling with Ben last night?"
Rick: "I wasn't...I don't think"
Girl: "Oh...funkwardddd"
Funkward by Taylor the Great March 14, 2009
Person who keeps it funkin' real!
That dude at the discotheque is a total funktard.
Funktard by KevinB March 1, 2007
A coat that is extremely large and used for cooking, sex, a home, and hiding.
I was in my funkoat with my girlfriend.
Funkoat by Johonosssfff January 28, 2008

Funkaroo 

While doing a "Dunkaroo", (when a man or woman dips their head into the icy waters of a keg tub (feet held up by two friends) and stays under water until they feels numb, at which time they must whip their head out of the tub to chug a beer), the participant farts on the two people holding up their legs.
We were all doing Dunkaroos last night and having a great time. Then Nick's turn was up and he did the nastiest Funkaroo, causing me and Casey to vomit into the keg tub.
Funkaroo by PCiP September 16, 2009

Funkoordinated 

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.
After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.
Funkoordinated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

funkmarbleteehee 

The pre WW1 equivalent of spunkgargleweewee, too forgettable to remember, just as bland, dull, and uninspired, first used by the venerable Ben Yhatzee Godzilla Croshaw, regretful father of the glorious golden pc gaming master race and overlord of the console scrubs wanking for pennies day in day out.
Ugh, I thought this game was going to require skill, but it's just some funkmarbleteehee, cod with swords instead of guns, at least I have a shiny new frisbee now, open a window, it's leaving.
funkmarbleteehee by Daddy Rico November 30, 2022