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Funkoar by Peepshow Purist February 2, 2004
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Funkward 

An awkward situation which could be considered:
1) fun
2) funny
1) Playing volleyball on a nude beach is funkward.

2) Girl: "Rick, what were you doing cuddling with Ben last night?"
Rick: "I wasn't...I don't think"
Girl: "Oh...funkwardddd"
Funkward by Taylor the Great March 14, 2009
Person who keeps it funkin' real!
That dude at the discotheque is a total funktard.
Funktard by KevinB March 1, 2007
A coat that is extremely large and used for cooking, sex, a home, and hiding.
I was in my funkoat with my girlfriend.
Funkoat by Johonosssfff January 28, 2008

Funkaroo 

While doing a "Dunkaroo", (when a man or woman dips their head into the icy waters of a keg tub (feet held up by two friends) and stays under water until they feels numb, at which time they must whip their head out of the tub to chug a beer), the participant farts on the two people holding up their legs.
We were all doing Dunkaroos last night and having a great time. Then Nick's turn was up and he did the nastiest Funkaroo, causing me and Casey to vomit into the keg tub.
Funkaroo by PCiP September 16, 2009

Funkoordinated 

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.
After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.
Funkoordinated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

funkmarbleteehee 

The pre WW1 equivalent of spunkgargleweewee, too forgettable to remember, just as bland, dull, and uninspired, first used by the venerable Ben Yhatzee Godzilla Croshaw, regretful father of the glorious golden pc gaming master race and overlord of the console scrubs wanking for pennies day in day out.
Ugh, I thought this game was going to require skill, but it's just some funkmarbleteehee, cod with swords instead of guns, at least I have a shiny new frisbee now, open a window, it's leaving.
funkmarbleteehee by Daddy Rico November 30, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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