The standard outfit worn by men to a funeral, consisting of black suit, black shoes, black tie, white shirt. A funeral uniform.
Mum: I've got bad news, son. I'm so sorry. Your grandad died.
Son: I told him he wouldn't be able to put that aerial up on his own. Good thing I had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.
Son: I told him he wouldn't be able to put that aerial up on his own. Good thing I had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.
by Alan Key July 30, 2016