Definitions by TheRealRomeo
Gunk Fungler
A multi coloured news mascot, commited to online social anarchy. Someone who stands for the lonely dregs of society. A true hero.
"Did you see the vote for that Mascot last night? I hope everybody was encouraged to vote for that Gunk Fungler!
Gunk Fungler by TheRealRomeo May 1, 2017
Platform Bowling
The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
Platform Bowling by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017