Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

Fumbling The Bag by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Fumbling the Bag

When you simp for a girl instead of hanging with the boys and still somehow get rejected

Austin’s fumbling the bag again?!

Fumbling the Bag by Randomdude9508 March 21, 2021

Non fumbling of the bag 

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

Non fumbling of the bag by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008