Fuentes

A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.
I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned
by HarderRetard May 18, 2020
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Fuentes

A large defecation due to a gastrointestinal reaction to breast milk. Typically in babies but sometimes happens to cucked/live at home zoomers too.
Man I drank some of my wife’s breast milk by accident out of the fridge. It made me take an 8 lb. Fuentes. I feel like I can run 2 miles after that.
by Blurple Bear November 15, 2019
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adj, a 1.to describe utter sexiness 2. another word for a fountain
"look at richard.."
"oh my god, he is so fuentes"
by Anonymous333 October 21, 2007
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A Fuentes is winning against someone 11-0 at ping-pong to humiliate them.
- Kim just gave Tarek a Fuentes.

- Did Tarek really not score a point?

- No Zero
by kl3os November 17, 2018
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soulmate. when you wanna say someones there soulmate, use fuentes to impress them.
girl: "i love you."
boy: "i love you more."
girl: "thats a lie."
boy: "nope. your my fuentes."
girl.: "whats that?"
boy: "it means soulmate.:
girl.: "oh your so romantic!"
boy: "(:"
by greendino. October 15, 2009
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fuent

a fly away in your hair. A stubborn hair or hairs that stick out and protrude no matter how much you try to fix it.
girl your hair is fuenting.
ugh i have so many fuents.
you have a huge fuent.
by Mance11 January 14, 2010
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Fuente

To become a sophomore girl and execute your specifically designated dance move while getting stared at by middle aged men; to make ultilio your biddie; to drink pure sugar ritas while chasing your friends to the dance floor with tortilla chips in your hand; to order more ritas then you can pay for
Hey Becky! Wanna fuente tonight?? Our saint pattys pregame wasn't enough for me and I really miss Ultilio right now.
by condescendingpainter March 18, 2019
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