Fuction

Irritation of the private areas due to the friction that occurs during "fucking"

After having sex with my boy friend, I experienced severe fuction!

by jesykalynne November 17, 2011

fuction

The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.

I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

fuction

The amount of pressure exerted by the pussy, tits, mouth, or ass on your cock while you're having sex. From Fuck + sUCTION.

Laura has great fuction!

by pentozali September 27, 2009

fuction

Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.

Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!

by Doug Hill July 31, 2007

fuction

When a person or group performs a function and royally F!@#$ it up!

Etymology: UD for dumbsh!t move.

(Insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.

by caribgirl October 03, 2008

Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.

"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.

by Mike Boomshadow September 04, 2011

Fuction

Noun: Friction from fucking; friction that is built up from poorly lubricated intercourse; Friction during poorly lubricated anal with an overly hairy asshole resulting in the inadvertent painful plucking of the hairs around the asshole during thrusting.

Last night the guy Raw-dogged me in the ass and the fuction made me bleed.

by PhillipYerbutole August 28, 2022