2 definition by iublondie25

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A person of the female gender that is a jerk or complete moron.
"She actual said she was better then me because she weighs 120 pounds." "What a fucktwat".
by iublondie25 May 19, 2011

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The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.
Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
by iublondie25 December 16, 2009

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