fucknot

A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy

"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"

fucknot by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008

fucknot

A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.

Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.

fucknot by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

fucknot

Someone who should not be or exist for the better good of the human race

Holy fuck
You are a fucknot

fucknot by train wreck station September 26, 2019

Fucknot

A way to describe “no where” or somewhere/someplace/something unknown commonly used as slang

Im in the middle of fucknot
My sister is going to the university of fucknot

Fucknot by v1rb0 September 15, 2026

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

I Think The Fuck Not 

A more expressive way of disagreeing.

Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."

I Think The Fuck Not by CandyDeficit April 3, 2017

Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016