fucklesworth

Arrogant, wealthy person who is often seen driving an Escalade, Yukon XLT, Excursion, or other mammoth sized SUV while simultaneously talking on a cell phone and erratically changing lanes without a signal.

That stupid fucklesworth just cut me off! "Hang up the phone and drive ASSHOLE!"

fucklesworth by DefconZero May 1, 2006

Fucksworth 

A unit of measure in which one cares about a particular subject or item.

I don't give two fucksworths how much this will cost, It must be finished at all costs!

Fucksworth by Sir Fucksworth March 16, 2019

fucklesnort 

a fucklesnort is one whom enjoys the activity of snorting an intense line of coke, while drinking vodka thus giving the effect of not giving a fuck, fucklesnort

timmy: hey i cant fucking believe you
brad: okay listen here tImMy *while caressing timmy’s soft arm* I couldn’t give a fucklesnort

Timmy: oh god brad are you fucking high?!
Bad brad 900: okay listen here TiMmY, *bad brad 900 is slowly caressing timmy’s soft arm* i couldnt give a fucklesnort

fucklesnort by 666FURRYLOVER666 February 13, 2021