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fucking the horse 

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
fucking the horse by Christina S October 29, 2007
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Fucking the horse 

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”
Fucking the horse by J Facts October 4, 2022

fucking the whole horse 

fucking the whole horse
to fuck the whole horse

Transient contextual meanings.
1.a To mess up.
1.b To ruin things, esp. for other people. 1.c To fair poorly, as on a project or in a new career.
e.g. Oh man, the Clarkson account? Yeah, I really fucked the whole horse on that one. I think I'm going to lose my job.

2.a To do extremely well.
2.b To accomplish with flare and elegance, as in a project or a new career.

e.g. The new record? Are you kidding me? You guys really fucked the whole horse on that one. Im so excited for the release.
examples are listed above for ease of reference
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