Fucking the Monkey
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
Fucking the Monkey by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009
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The Monkey Fucking The Skunk
This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
The Monkey Fucking The Skunk by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
Get To The Fucking Monkey
Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
Get To The Fucking Monkey by Shabang me February 23, 2009
share the fucking monkey
1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
share the fucking monkey by jose Smose June 24, 2007
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