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fucking ass 

a phrase for when something rediclous happens
fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!
fucking ass by niggasense May 1, 2005
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Fucking Ass 

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.
Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

fucking ass shit... 

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.
Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

fucking ass ton 

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)
Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
fucking ass ton by FATFTW December 6, 2006

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

kicks fucking ass 

Normal everyday Wendie Gone Feral behaviour. It's one step up from kicking ass and one rung below kicking mother fucking ass (aka Sam L Jackson level Kick Ass)
The World is no match for Wendie...she kicks ass.

No way - she kicks fucking ass.

Lord, lets hope she never has to kick motherfuckin' ass.
kicks fucking ass by Juanny The Fifth September 23, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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