Fucking Dutch

Adjective used to describe something extremely positive (1) or negative (2).

1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.

2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!

Fucking Dutch by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009

Dutch fucking

The act of slotting ones manhood in between a pair cheasticles, and having the owner of them massage your Sausage accordingly. The end result of this most pleasurable activity can often be the giving of a pearl necklace to the young lady as a reward for her good work.

"Oh, mate. The misses was not in the mood for a shag last night, so she still gave me a good dutch fucking instead!"

Dutch fucking by chucklemunch September 29, 2006

duche fucking fag bag 

It's actually 2 expressions combined, duche bag (- historically known as an instrument of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirty piece of female genitalia) and fag(Short form for faggot aka homo).

This expression is used when a duche male is sleeping with a lot of other men. He's like a male - gigolo, for men!

He's gay, a total duche fucking fag bag!

duche fucking fag bag by Fiat Cobrone June 25, 2009