fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Fucked Cunt

A mad sick cunt just did something wicked and everyone saw.

oh that was fucked cunt!

by pedo fam69 May 6, 2019

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

Cunt Fucked

Cunt_fucked adj Slang term used by students to describe being intoxicated with alcohol to the extent of losing control over normal functions. Other related terminology drunk, pissed, battered, hammered, wasted, slaughtered, of your face/tits….

The word originated in a small village called Castleton, where a group of adventurous lufbra students were undertaking one of the most intellectually stimulating training they had ever seen.

The founder of this term a student originating from Stoke-on-Trent, and working as The Hoff lookalike, with sexuality in question.

1) "lets go and get cunt fucked"
2) "tonight boys shall we go for a swift beverage or two which may lead, out of no intention of our own to getting cunt fucked"
3) "last night i was cunt fucked"
4) "i cant remember, was too cunt fucked"

by just a passer by January 9, 2009

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005