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Fuckdaze 

When someone is fucked into oblivion they can’t think or speak
Damn I fucked the bitch into a fuckdaze
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fuckdaze 

a dazed and highly optimistic condition resulting from slightly excessive but absolutely great fucking.
a. you're amazing
b. I'm sure your fuckdaze will wear off
fuckdaze by new_world_wanker February 27, 2010
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fuck daze 

When you are fucked into confusion and oblivion.
David fell into a fuck daze after fucking Daisy for two hours straight without coming.
fuck daze by makomakomakomakomako October 25, 2012

fuckdate 

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking
I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.
fuckdate by Rae Rae March 9, 2004

Fuckdate 

When you update an app on your phone but it ends up being absolute shit! The app crashes all the time, has multiple bugs that need fixed, etc.
Me: "Lover did ya update StarWalk2 yet?"

Lover: "Yes I did!!! And if you haven't yet, DON'T! It's a god damn fuckdate! Just keeps crashing and crashing
Fuckdate by KellMaRa January 4, 2023

Fuckdate 

When you update an app and it ends up being absolute shit! The "update" crashes alllllll the time and has multiple bugs.
Me: "Lover, did you update StarWalk2 yet?

Lover: "Yes, I did and if you haven't yet, don't. It's a damn fuckdate! I click on the app and it freezes on the StarWalk2 screen then crashes. It's a fuckdate if I've ever seen one!"
Fuckdate by KellMaRa January 4, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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