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FuckSpaeth by evilquim November 29, 2023
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fuckopathology by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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fuckopathologist
He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.
fuckopathologist by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
Fucksheath
A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.
A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.
A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"
Joe:"Dammit!FML."
Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
Joe:"Dammit!FML."
Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
Fucksheath by drivebetterwitacondomonyo'dick April 27, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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