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Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Rodeo Whale fuck 

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

fuckwhile 

The time it takes for one to fuck
John: "when are you going to be at the party?"
Steve: "it's going to take me a fuckwhile"
fuckwhile by ItzWoozy July 3, 2023