Fuck stand
The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.
Fuck stand by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023
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Fuck Stand
An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’
Fuck Stand by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023
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Stand the Fuck By
Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.
"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."
"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"
"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"
Stand the Fuck By by Hypo January 27, 2006
Stand by fuck
A guy or gal who lurks around your boyfriend/girlfriend and serves as a stand-by fuck when you two aren't together.
Wow dude, that Chris Lucero is a real stand by fuck - he fucks your girl every time you guys have a fight.
Stand by fuck by believergeliever July 1, 2011
(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing
From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.
Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".
(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing by sliptrip August 23, 2011
Sand Fuck
To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
Sand Fuck by Asseater01 June 17, 2007
fuck me standing
An expression of vast displeasure.
"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."
"Well, fuck me standing!"
"Well, fuck me standing!"
fuck me standing by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006
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