Hypo's definitions

clickerella

when browsing the intarwebs for information or opening a file on your computer and the link is slow: when you click on it, you begin to click multiple times over and over and over thinking that it will make the hourglass go away and bring up the program/website faster.

IT guy: Dude, that lady over in HR is at it again, she thinks that the network is down because she can't open her 500meg word document full of pictures and links. When I got to her desk she was clicking away faster than someone playing Halo.

IT Mgr: That right there is the definition of Clickerella.

by Hypo October 23, 2009

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009

Clairol Effect

Spreading of rumors, infections, truths and lies by telling at least two other people, based on the 1970's <?> advertising scheme.

Jeremy's friend: Amy's got such a fine ass.
Joey: But you've never even SEEN her ass! How do you know?
Jeremy's friend: DUDE!!! The way you two talk about her, how could I possiby NOT KNOW?!! You totally used the Clairol Effect on that story man!!!

by Hypo January 26, 2006

Stand the Fuck By

Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.

"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."

"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"

by Hypo January 27, 2006

touch and go

Taken from the military term for aircraft hitting the deck on a carrier and taking back off again. When your head starts bobbing from sleep deprivation. Your eyes are heavy, your head drops and you jerk awake suddenly and your head pops back up and you look around to see if anyone could tell you were asleep. Also called four-wheeling

I was sitting in advanced algebra and the room was hot, and I was still hung from the night before, I couldn't keep my eyes open at all! I was doing touch and go's the whole time, I missed the lesson.

by Hypo February 6, 2006

blowjob cramp

a. When someones jaw muscles are sore from giving blowjobs all day long they get cramped up and their mouth hangs open without showing any teeth.

b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.

Dude, shut your mouth man, you look like you got a blowjob cramp!

Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!

yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?

by hypo April 17, 2008

Clacks

A person that do you dirty and expect you to clap back like 1 to 100

Awh he did me clacks but it’s ok doe.

by Hypo November 13, 2019