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Fuck o meter 

It means how many fucks u give
The fuck o meter is at absolute 0

Fuck-O-Meter 

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.
I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks
Fuck-O-Meter by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck-o-meter 

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

Fuck-o-meter 

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I donโ€™t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck-O-Meter 

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I donโ€™t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

Fuck-O-meter 

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
Fuck-O-meter by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020
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