Fuck o meter

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Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

Fuck o meter by Urban jackass June 12, 2018

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Fuck o meter

It means how many fucks u give

The fuck o meter is at absolute 0

Fuck o meter by Gd failallthetm May 25, 2018

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

Fuck-O-Meter by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

Fuck-o-meter by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck-o-meter by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

Fuck-O-Meter by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

Fuck-O-meter by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026