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fuck about 

An alternate word for: dilly-dally, mess around, procrastinate, slack off. Used when things need to be done.
Hey man, don't fuck about. We gotta go!
fuck about by M McMahon March 18, 2008

fuck about 

1. An exclamation, usually uttered in a cockney accent by a man.

2. A derogotary term for a woman who gets around.
1. Maxwell: Fuck about! I've stumbled upon an orgy!

2. That girl's such a fuckabout.
fuck about by Saint~ July 18, 2005

fuck about 

A reaction to something you find surprising.
Man 1: "I just killed a fox with my teeth"
Man 2: "Fuck about!"
fuck about by Alex Mcleod July 12, 2006

Fuck about 

To mess, kid,or play around.
Don't fuck about, this is not a game.
Mikey is always fucking about, he needs to get focused.
Fuck about by Dazzling Dave September 29, 2013

Fuck about dick 

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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