fuck a brick 

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse

"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

fuck a brick by flippingfantasticwords January 3, 2012

Fuck a Brick 

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.

Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick

Fuck a Brick by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

fuck me with a brick 

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

fuck me with a brick by cdxfdh June 1, 2016