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Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.
Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!
Fuck you Friday by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013
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Fuck you Friday

1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.

2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.
Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)

The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!

The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)

You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!

fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.
Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.
fuck you Friday by thestig86 October 8, 2021

Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.
"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"

fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.
You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.
fuck-you friday by rushoffailure December 11, 2008
Word of the Day on August 16, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026