Fuck Story
Fuck Story by mark sauerhoefer July 1, 2005
Words you can keep
Chinese Fuck Story
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
Chinese Fuck Story by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008
Fuck Love Story
Fuck Love Story by Azxaesz February 24, 2020
Story Fuck
When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
Story Fuck by NelsonM August 10, 2005
12 Story Face Fuck
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
12 Story Face Fuck by Lowrider June 2, 2003
cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011
Fuck this store
The more vulgar and descriptive way to say "screw this!" Also may be used when having a complete nervous breakdown and have lost all sanity and control over yourself.
Customer: "Hello I am here to pick up a cake for Poojah"
Employee: "I'm sorry we do not have that order"
Customer: Yelling and screaming
Employee: Running out the back door "Fuck this store!"
Employee: "I'm sorry we do not have that order"
Customer: Yelling and screaming
Employee: Running out the back door "Fuck this store!"
Fuck this store by cakedecorator09 September 28, 2009
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