Fuck Story

1.fallen on hard times.

2.see:screwed over

"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."

by mark sauerhoefer July 1, 2005

Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

Story Fuck

When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.

I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.

by NelsonM August 10, 2005

12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Fuck this store

The more vulgar and descriptive way to say "screw this!" Also may be used when having a complete nervous breakdown and have lost all sanity and control over yourself.

Customer: "Hello I am here to pick up a cake for Poojah"

Employee: "I'm sorry we do not have that order"

Customer: Yelling and screaming

Employee: Running out the back door "Fuck this store!"

by cakedecorator09 September 28, 2009