The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.
Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.
An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’
‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’
Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.
"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."
"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"
From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.
Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".
To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
Holy fuck, my cock is totally raw I Sand Fucked Myra the other night at the beach.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.