Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

by Kim4321 March 31, 2010

fuck my wife

an exclaimation of frustration or horror.

She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!

by CHELApants November 13, 2007

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

by CohenKS May 9, 2021