Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!

Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins

by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009

Fuck Muffin

A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.

That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.

by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003

Fuck Muffin

Whore, prostitute, Fuck buddy

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty

by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010

Fuck Muffin

The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...

"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"

by BIG JAMES November 26, 2004

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

by Jen July 29, 2004

fuck muffin

YOUR FUCKING BITCH!

"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"

by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

Fuck-muffin

Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always

Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"

Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."

by Troyiskewl September 9, 2018