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catch me fuck me's
The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.
catch me fuck me's by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008
Follow me home and fuck me's
Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".
Follow me home and fuck me's by Ramiey August 17, 2011
chase me fuck me's
Slutty high heels, like those bright red ones. Often seen on girls in need of or in pursuit of a good old fucking.
chase me fuck me's by mr derp September 2, 2007
Catch me fuck me's
The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
Catch me fuck me's by KState Legend December 10, 2010
catch me fuck me's
That punk in C-dorm wuz wearing them catch me fuck me's, so I grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. Then I left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.
catch me fuck me's by Signal 20 October 7, 2006
Fuck me Chuck's
The knee high version of Chuck Taylors....sexy like fuck me boots but way sicker...hipsters know how to rock Em.
Fuck me Chuck's by Lepskin69 May 13, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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