Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?

by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 02, 2022