Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.

My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...

Fu Manchin by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012

Fumanchuneral

(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.

Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.

When Hulk Hogan dies, he will have a Fumanchuneral.

Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010

Fumanchuness 

enahancing the volume of one's facial hair in the style of a fu manchu.

Tim: "Dude you've been growing your facial hair quite well!"
Jake: "Yeah man, I just wanted to give it a bit more fumanchuness."

Fumanchuness by nippletitties99 March 6, 2013