Fruit bowl club
A term allegedly coined by doctors and nurses in the UK for people who end up in hospital after getting a foreign object stuck in their backside, especially fruit, vegetables, or other oddly shaped household items. Often caused when the object becomes difficult to remove due to suction/vacuum pressure, leaving an embarrassing trip to A&E as the only option.
Example: “Jim Jefferies telling the funny story of needing hospital help after getting an egg-shaped toy stuck up his bottom is a prime example of the Fruit Bowl Club.”
Example: “Jim Jefferies telling the funny story of needing hospital help after getting an egg-shaped toy stuck up his bottom is a prime example of the Fruit Bowl Club.”
Lee: Bruv, my brother once went out with a nurse, and she told me they had a nickname in the hospital for people who came in with things stuck up their backside... they called it The Fruit Bowl Club. LOL
Frank: Really, bruv? LOL.
Lee: Yes bruv. LOL
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Frank: LOL.
Frank: Really, bruv? LOL.
Lee: Yes bruv. LOL
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Frank: LOL.
Fruit bowl club by Jamiecheese April 26, 2026
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