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Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.
Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.
Fruit Dick by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015
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Fruit roll dick 

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums
Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

Fruitdick 

One who exudes characteristics of homosexuality while concurrently behaving like a dickhead
You're such a fruitdick
Fruitdick by aussieolas April 23, 2015

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026