Frucé

When you think there’s a bat in your attic but it’s your friend in a tophat

I thought there where bats in my attic it was actually a frucé

by Frucé man XX68_69 July 3, 2019

Shreds faucets

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Frucumber

Created by a small business owner on Instagram with the username “frucumbers”, frucumber began as the ship name for the frog and cucumber emoji. The emojis later got “married” and had children who are referred to as “frucumbers” 🐸🥒

How is the frucumber family?
How are the frucumbers?

by Frucumbers November 14, 2020

fructosexual

A man or woman who is sexually stimulated by or attracted to fruit. This person may or may not actually have sex with the fruit.

When I walked into the kitchen, I found that Mark had his dick in a watermelon - he's such a fructosexual.

by FarmerJoe March 2, 2015

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015