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Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021
mugGet the Frosted Turd Burglarmug.

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