Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021
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peachy liar

someone who gets their whole living and thrill from lying about just about everything in their lives, in order to get ahead or look better to the people around them. Family especially if money is involved
You love to lie with a smile on your face, you are a peachy liar.
by Bankerlovely July 06, 2020
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