Front Poop

When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.

Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.

by Taylor TESK June 9, 2011

Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

Front poop

a front poop is a black mans dick since it resembles a turd coming out of the front of the body

your dick looks like a front poop

by icwatudidthur September 12, 2010

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022