Front Door Man
NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
Front Door Man by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007
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