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Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.
Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.
Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

dinkle frinkle 

another NEW and IMPROVED definition of dingleberry
look up dingleberry for further reference
"RONNIE! Get your ass down here now! I am sick and tired of your dinkle frinkle stains on your underwear! Clean up this mess!"
dinkle frinkle by Ronnie Boswald December 5, 2007

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.
John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.
finkle dinking by djmmjy August 22, 2010

finkle dinkle 

A term used for when you want to have sex right at the moment.
finkle dinkle by Irukandji12 December 24, 2007

finkle dinkle 

A chode full of sperm bumbs and other penises growing
J BOMB had a finkle dinkle!!!!!!
finkle dinkle by Jackson hill1 September 28, 2011

Finkle Dinked 

(a) To wander aimlessly about.

(b) To fuck without verve.
(a) John went to town and finkle dinked around for a while.
(b) After about 12 drinks I decided to throw in the towel and finkle dink her.
Finkle Dinked by Mwerp Quenambulus February 4, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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