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Fremesis 

The one person (or thing) in your life who gives you an endless supply of reasons to hate them but who you inexplicably cannot imagine life without. An even more vehement title than frenemy. Could be used to describe the relationship between Magneto and Professor X.
Hard-boiled, lonely detective: "Damn you, liquor. You've ruined my marriage and chased off everyone close to me, but you make life worth living. I love you, my fremesis."
Fremesis by DrunkandDisorderly October 3, 2012

Friemesis 

A friend who is also a nemesis. More than just a frienemy, a friemesis is an archrival.
A friemesis is your worst frienemy.
Friemesis by paters November 10, 2010

Friminished 

That Friday, end of the week feeling of being Fried, Finished, and Diminished.
No need to call me today because I am Friminished. It is Friday and I have finished for the week as my brain feels fried and my thought is diminished.
Friminished by Joypreneur August 25, 2010

Friendsistant 

A friend who is hired in the capacity of an assistant. Friendsistant status can only be attained by those who were previously merely friends.
Joe hired Hannah to assist in the production of Cuckoo Kitty sweaters for www.prettysnake.com. Hannah is now officially Joe's friendsistant.

frienemisis 

a close friend that is also your greatest competition. you strive to out do, undermine and defeat eachother at every opportunity, while still maintaing what appears to be a close friendship. whether you are actually friends depends on how you truly feel...
keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your frienemisis closest
frienemisis by PLB March 27, 2012

friendsisnant 

When you need to hire someone fast and the only person willing to work for peanuts is your friend....They become your "FRIENDSISNANT"
When you need to hire someone who will work for nothing they become your friendsisnant.
friendsisnant by Kittycares August 21, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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