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Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008

Freshballs 

A more politically correct form of the term 'freshmen,' referring to first-year college students of either gender.

Freshballs are characterized by awkward behavior, relentless drinking, and dropping out of school.
"Goddamn it freshballs, stop stealing my beer!"
Freshballs by PapaFrita January 22, 2009

freshalicious

Totally.Completely.Awesome.
In other words, something new (fresh) that's really cool.
"That new song is freshalicious!"

Freshilized 

To get Fresh or to make Fresh, usually before a big party, usually to show off new clothes.
I Dunno why dat dude thinks he lookin' freshilized when he lookin mad crustie!
Freshilized by EmiiLeo April 17, 2009

freshalistic 

of or realting to something or someone "fresh"
fresh meaning tight, new or awesomely pimpadelic
"dimz yo, that gold chain is hella freshalistic"
freshalistic by phan May 13, 2005

freshalistic 

of or relating to something, or someone "fresh"
fresh being defind as: new or cool, or amsomely pimpadelic.
dimz yo, that gold chain is def freshalistic
freshalistic by phan May 13, 2005