The act of blowing your load in a bitch's mouth, then turning her around and slaping her in the face on both sides causing the jizz to squirt out her mouth. Awesome.
The French Sprinkler is a great way to spend quality time with your family.
by Mitchconnor March 23, 2009
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The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.
Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.
by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021
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