French Pressing 

(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')

French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.

2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.

3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.

To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"

French Pressing by DoctorChops February 8, 2010

French Pressing 

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.

Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.

French Pressing by ToriRose February 8, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008