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French Frying 

When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”
“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”
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french frying 

Person:Wow, look at that guy
People:yeah, he's totally french frying
french frying by thunderbang February 13, 2008

French Frying 

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.
drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
French Frying by Dante7777 July 30, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026