French bread

Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.

My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?

by RatchetBoo July 5, 2003

French bread

An item best used to whack the living daylights out of cynical wankers, especially when stale

One night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of French bread.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

French Bread

French bread is the term to use when describing an incredibly large/long penis; you only expected it to be seen in porn, not real life.

That dick reminds me of a hard,burnt french bread.

by French Bread February 4, 2010

:french_bread:

Bread from france.
Usually seen in france next to the white flags.
If you hapen to be in france and want some :french_bread: you should ask for Baguette.
It's also a fucking meme used on the 'Republic of Dave' discord server.
It also seems to be catch on on some other servers.
Also it's an emoji.
🥖

Guy : Dud where can I get some :french_bread: ?
Dud : France.

by KaboomTheBomb April 11, 2017

french bread

bens yellow

i wanna be a mod cause french breads my yellow

by im not ben January 22, 2022

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011