French Brad Pitt Share definition Flag A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise. If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man. French Brad Pitt by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021 Get the French Brad Pitt mug.