n. - A prenuptial agreement penned by a party to a marriage who has no possessions. A posturing event whereby one party attempts to show the other that s/he would leave them with nothing if they had anything.
On the heels of listening to his only Kanye record, Sean made Wendy sign a freenup. But he failed to recognize that food stamps--his only tangible possessions--are not transferable anyway.
by adisdas March 30, 2015